Aeroport - scena 2 - scena cu canadianul care nu este canadian

Stau la o coada in forma de ciorchine. Asa se practica in aeroporturi.
In strainatati, in vremuri de criza si haos social, coada nu are forma unei linii continue si armonioase ci stam toti intr-un talmes balmes in forma de ciorchine, lipiti unul de celalalt ca sardinele din cutie si ne uitam disperati cat mai avem pana in fata sau pana ne baga cineva in seama.

Langa mine, un nene care pare indian (or something similar). Aflu mai tarziu ca sta in Canada. Why am I not surprised?
Doar ca nu stiu de ce nenea asta vorbeste mult. Cu oricine si orice. La un moment dat ma vede si inevitabilul se produce. De ce???

Hi.
Hi.
(de ce???)
Where were you travelling?
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I see. Well, I was travelling with my wyfe back to Canada. You know we have been in holidays all over Europe and I told her that this vulcano will ruine our vacation but she didn't beleive me and here we are now stuck in this city. If she would have listen to me, now we were back home but no, she wanted to see also this and that to go there and everywhere but lucky us, I managed to book a room at a hotel so we won't have to sleep in the airoport and I have also managed to book the tickets for tomorrow. You know, we are here from 7 o'clock in the morning so we were the first in line when they announced that the airport is going to close. We were so lucky cause otherwise we would have had to stay for sure for 4-5 hours. This way, now we will also have time to visit this city.
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You know that you have to recover your laguage, no? Ok. We managed to recover ours. I told my wife that we have to recover them but she told me that for sure there are already in Canada but I came here and found out that all the luggages, regardless of their final destination will be dropped here. So here I am, just want to ask where did they drop the luggages that had to reach Canada.
(hey man take a breath)
Look at them, what a chaos. They can't even manage to display latest news on the LCDs. They write them on papers. Hahaha. Ah, look that guy is saying something.
(yelling) Hey man, can you please talk louder and in English? There are people here who would appreciate that.
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(to me) Why don't they put everything on the LCDs, I don't get it...

... si tot asa pentru inca vreo 10 minute. Cine stie ce o mai fii spus el pe acolo.
La un moment dat, lucky me, gaseste alta victima la fel de vorbareata. Nu am reusit sa mai imi dau seama daca vorbeau unul cu celalalt si aveau o relatie de comunicare (adica relatia aia de emitator-receptor) sau daca era doar unidirectionala - doar emiteau (fiecare cu a lui, ca sa zic asa).

In fine, eu imi vad de ale mele. Imi continui ascensiunea in ciorchinele putred si reusesc si eu sa aflu ceva: toate zborurile sunt anulate pana cel putin a doua zi (mai tarziu au revenit la decizia asta, dar nu m-a ajutat cu nimic), toate bagajele sunt lasate. Nu se stie cat, nu se stie unde.

Si totusi... de ce???